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crowcrow:

ON TUMBLR WE ARE REQUIRED TO POST THIS EVERY YEAR.

(i literally waited till midnight to post this)

ruinedchildhood:

send this to your crush with no context

(Source: xeppeli)

allthesmallwords:

the greatest scene in all of modern cinema

(Source: unsupervisedfrolicking)

(Source: arobarton)

nsfwhumor:

'Wiggle' on Clarinet

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Lost on Location: There’s No Place Like Home [x]

(Source: rousseaus)

benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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(Source: skeletontrash)

collegehumor:

When you sniff that dog’s butt… you’re sniffing every other butt they’ve ever sniffed.

Finish reading 10 Important PSAs for Dogs

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qrieves:

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

the donkey fucked the dragon

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qrieves:

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

the donkey fucked the dragon

ruinedchildhood:

when you go over to bae’s house and she says she doesn’t wanna fuck

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